Practice sex noises without sex so you can make any situation awkward, phone up boys and do the noises down the phone because it will wind them up. Do it in person whilst staring deep into their soul via their eyes (where else, duh) and then flip your hair and walk off. 

don’t put your cacti next to where you put your feet because you will be tempted and it will hurt.

kingminaj:

Gwen Stefani | Bubble Pop Electric

picnic by the motorway by suede

guineapigss:

Old Railway Line, Glasgow, 1983

 moving onwards and upwards

”is this about kesha can i see it”

”it’s kafka”

”i’m probably not gonna do well, then again you can resit exams but you can’t resit the banter”

so true

someone just sprayed loads of lynx in the library i’m in teen boy heaven

imagine if in america they called dads dods the same way they call mams mom.

rubyredtulip:

nickdrake:

David Hockney by Cecil Beaton.

david said kiss me geena and i said o.k

claregrogan:

The Young Ones by Cliff Richard and the Shadows

i swapped my birthday shoes for some other shoes, they’re exactly the same as my shoes that i have now except BLUE i have opened up a whole new colour scheme.

a group of girls a few years below ”hey omg it’s pudsey bear, pudsey bear”

i’m not even pudsey bear :( fuck you

i bought  a backpack too it’s good i don’t have to be a tote girl anymore

i’ve been wearing tights and bras for years like a total sucker